The following is an excerpt from a sermon by Brother Woodrow McCall, pastor of Little Hope Baptist Church of Cedar Creek, Texas."People will come up and ask me, "Brother McCall, aren't you worried about war in the Middle East?" And I just laugh at 'em. I ain't got no reason to worry about war in the Middle East. Everything
that'll happen over there has already been written down in prophecy, years ago.
And I'll tell you what else--I ain't worried about a lot of things.
I ain't worried about global warming. It's all a big sham anyway, cooked up by liberals and scientists and godless communists. People don't need to be worried about global warming, they need to be worried about how warm they're gonna get when they die, amen?
I ain't worried about oil reserves or anything like that. We got plenty of oil, always have. God provided that oil for us, and God will keep providing it. Haven't you heard the story of the widow and the barrel of oil? America is that widow, and we'll always have that oil, no matter what, amen?
I ain't worried about earthquakes, tsunamis,
tornadoes, or hurricanes. When I see these things, it just lets me know that Jesus is coming soon. It's just a sign of the times, that's all. People call them disasters, but I call them glorious signs. It's a tragedy that all those people die, but it should just make us look to the sky, amen?
I ain't worried about gays, lesbians, and any other sort of homosexual you can name. You know why? Christians ain't gay. So I ain't worried about them. The Bible says God gave them up a long time ago, so I ain't worried about them. I've never had one Christian in this church admit they were gay. It's just a liberal problem. They can have their parades, and parade straight to hell, amen?
I ain't worried about abortion, either. Them babies are safe in the arms of Jesus, and besides that, Christians don't get abortions. So why should I be worried? That's a worldly problem, not one for Christians. I don't know of one Christian that's had an abortion. If anyone ever did it in this church, they never came and told me about it. No, sir, Christians don't have a hand in a bloody mess like that. Christians don't have blood on their hands, amen?
Listen closely, church--there's a lot of worry in this world, but Christians shouldn't be a part of it. So that's why I don't worry.
Now if there's anyone here who hasn't heard of the compassionate, merciful, love of Jesus, come down to the front and I'll tell you about it."